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Startat av Greger, september 20, 2005, 21.23

Föregående ämne - Nästa ämne

Greger

Citat från: "MOB"Kaffet sög. När jag försökte köpa mig en konventsmugg på lördagens eftermiddag så hade nån jävel köpt alla 156 st. Så det fick bli plastmugg. Fasen också!

Nån jävel var kaffesugen verkar det som ;)

Plastmuggar är ett otyg, som man bränner fingrarna på, så man inte kan hålla i sin figur (kan man skylla på)... tur det brukar finnas co-dms! :)

Ko-dms är bönder, såna som gör mjölk.

Mjölk kan man ha i kaffet, om man är lagd åt det hållet.

Det är inte jag.

:P

MOB

Blir det nåt konvent nästa år förresten? Kanske kan man boka en mugg redan nu? Eller prenumerera på konventsmuggar? Bara en tanke...
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Greger

Du kan ju designa den nästa, det borde garantera dig en egen mug, tycker jag :D

Greger

I helgen såg jag filmen Serenity och flera avsnitt av serien Firefly, som den är baserad på. Måste verkligen rekommendera den/dem! :)

SF/Western med humor och kinesiska svordomar - låter sjukt, men var väldans bra. ;)

Greger

Preview på Neverwinter nights 2, the fiiiina rpg-dataspelet :D

http://www.actiontrip.com/previews/neverwinternights2.phtml

MOB

Citat från: "Greger"SF/Western med humor och kinesiska svordomar - låter sjukt, men var väldans bra. ;)

Det låter helt klart som om du ska spana in den skönt absurda serietidningen Shaolin Cowboy!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Cowboy
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Greger


Gobbos Spider

Appropå cowboys och närstrid snappade jag upp följande på ett annat forum.


CitatFacts you didn't know, but should have, about Chuck Norris


FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS:

Chuck Norris' tears would cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the Chuck giveth, and the Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't @..@with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, for his pleasure.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Clifford

Veckans roligaste läsning alla kategorier
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Greger

God Hjul och Gott Nytt Lår! :D

Gobbos Spider

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

    Bertrand Russell

MOB

He he he... very funny doctor Jones! Very funny!
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Greger


Greger